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{"type":"general","setup":"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?","punchline":"Let's go ride bikes!","id":140}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What's orange and sounds like a parrot?","punchline":"A Carrot.","id":267}
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